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adhemarpo:

He Jiaying, peintre chinois contemporain

(via actualalpha)

kelenloth:

atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

I am 100% the last one.

(via then-i-love-all-of-you)

constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or

(via then-i-love-all-of-you)

“A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.”
— some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true  (via narcissasmalfoy)

(Source: traffic-jam-session, via life-as-a-gringottss-goblin)

cissalynn:

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
christinecroweartist

(via tingedtrepidation)

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

(Source: reddit.com, via tingedtrepidation)

mangaluva:

Sometimes I can’t stop thinking about how Zuko accidentally spoke against his father and begged for forgiveness, on his knees with tears in his eyes, and got half his face burned off and banished from his home

Then Zuko betrayed his uncle and everything Iroh had ever taught him, begged for forgiveness on his knees with tears in his eyes, and got a hug and complete forgiveness and unconditional love

(via weird-and-gifted)

true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time

taurus: they are fucking nerds.

gemini: defo the random outbursts

cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.

leo: they're about 4'9"

virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all

libra: weird ass laugh

scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes

sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor

capricorn: creepy fucking smile

aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe

pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is

Mum: I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago

Me: Which one?

Mum: It was something like 'orphan is the new black'

Me: That's two separate shows

Mum: No

there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot

and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian

because she was going out with that blonde lady

Me: That still could be either show

Mum: I think there were clones

Me: There we go.